Some may know that Turkey's AKC registered name is actually "The Earl of Turkey Sandwich." Some of you may also know that when you are over at our house we only occasionally call the dog Turkey or Turk for short. For the first year of his life with us, I'm fairly certain he thought his name was Turkeygoddamnit, but I'm sure that is not all that uncommon for a puppy of terrier persuasion.
The following is a list of names we use to talk to or to talk about our dog.
Dagobear
der doggen
ze dogge
dogface
Buster
Buster Bunny
Bunny face
Tacopants
Clownpants
Clownpants McGee
Monster Truck
Optimus Prime
Hefeweizen
Clownface
Nutkins McNoodlepants
Schnooky Bear
killer
Blanket Shark
Furry Nutsac
Fur-for-Brains
Idiot Patrol (can refer to multiple terriers)
Noodle Brain
Noodle Head
Fluffy Puffy
Princess Fluffy Puffy
Peanutbutter Addict
Noodlepants McGee
drunkalupagous
beer monger
bitchtits
bitchtits MGee
bizzle teats
Turkey-saurus
Munch
I'm sure I can add to this list.
Do not judge me. He answers to all of them.
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