I know I haven't posted here in a long time, but it's July and I have ants in my pants for Buckeye Football to start up. Earlier today, my attention was called to this item from Men of the Scarlett and Gray about how Mr. USC Heisman was talking smack about how his beloved Trojans were going to rough up the Buckeyes.
And then he started talking smack about Ohio football fans.
I grew up in Cincinnati, but I am a Buckeye before I am a Ben-gal. I was 11 years old when I was at the Cincinnati/Seattle "You do not live in Cleveland!!!" game in 1989 when Sam Wyche had to yell at the Bengals fans to stop throwing beer bottles and snowballs after a bad ref call.
My point is this: Carson Palmer should shut his pie hole.
Cincinnatians are some of the meanest people I know. (True story: I almost got run over by a pickup truck on Christmas Eve in the parking lot of the Eastgate Meijers. When we gave the guy a dirty look, he threatened to come after us and kill us. ON CHRISTMAS EVE.) Cincinnatians are known for long memories and good aim. It probably has something to do with high levels of alcohol-fuled rage and propensity to own firearms. California, it ain't, Carson.
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