Tomorrow, we are having a cookout to celebrate Comfest. The one weekend every summer when our neighborhood is invaded by hippies who won't pay to park their cars to go to a free festival in Goodale park. Before you accuse me of harshing on their vibe, let me just say that after living in the Victorian Vilage hood since 1999, and trying to move during Comfest weekend my first year here, those Comfesters who take up all of the neighborhood parking have a special spot in hell reserved for them and their entire drum circle. I was an innoccent and had no idea what Comfest meant. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a parking spot during Comfest weekend, let alone a parking spot for a U-haul?
This year, I can relax and enjoy Comfest from the luxury of my 2 CAR GARAGE. To celebrate Comfest and also to sacrifice various meats to the Gods of Off Street Parking, we are going to have a Comfest cookout on Sunday from 2 to 5. If you're one of the 5 people who read this, know where I live, and would like to bring beer to fill up the washing machine beer dispensery, feel free to stop by. Anything that doesn't move fast enough gets grilled. Look out Turkey...







